Before this hour is up I have to finish drinking a large amount of water. Then I must wait an hour for the testing for which my bladder is to be bursting. An intravaginal ultrasound -- not nearly as much fun as you'd think! I've had one before and it was almost painful. Definitely tiresome, since my internal construction rendered the targetted organ difficult to locate. Let's hope this technician can do the deed in less than an hour.

Immediately after this, I will have the ritual boob squishing test. Really a waste of time I think, since all the others have been uninteresting. Don't I get a by for that? Please?

All you guys out there should be giving some small thanks that you aren't female. At least once in a while. Most of the time being female is awesome. In fact, this stuff is small potatoes when stacked up against the power to create and sustain life.

While I'm on this train of thought, I'd like to also inform any male readers that, contrary to what the ads on TV may claim, while being a girl rocks, it has nothing whatsoever to do with Kotex or Tampax products. The guy (I'm presuming here, forgive me) who came up with that idea needs part of his anatomy kicked. Not for any revengeful purposes. No. Just so he'll understand the rest of the story surrounding the need for the ad's products.